Bad Movies

What to watch tonight? What the hell to watch?

Bad movie night has become a tradition amongst my friends and i for the last 7 years. It started when Paige, my buddies Doug and Marty, and i tried to go see "Reign of Fire" in the theater. That would be the Mathew McConaughey/Christian Bale dragon movie. Yes, that "Reign of Fire." Anyway, it was fucking sold out! We couldn't fucking believe it! So, we went to the video store and rented "Glitter" (the Mariah Carey movie) and John McTiernen's remake of "Roller Ball." (Sadly, "Glitter" was better.)

Now we do it all the time. Lots and lots of horrible films have been viewed and mocked, but none will top "The Room." I can't even describe it. Everything about the thing is awful. The acting sucks. The dialogue is terrible. The cinematography looks like a bad Lifetime movie. And there's no narrative cohesiveness (and not in the arty-farty way). It's the worst movie i've ever seen...and it's fucking hilarious.

I've got to watch it again sometime. Nothing's going to come close to topping it until Paige and i finally screen our Ultimate Uwe Boll Night.

But i've gotta get prepped for that kind of trip.