Saturday, May 22, 2010

NOTICE

To the dude who rides around town on his bike wearing nothing but a thong. You kind of weird me out a little bit. So many questions. Chafing? You probably use body glide or some kind of lube (gross). Do you avoid school zones? Probably would be a good idea. Thongs and school children don't really mix...and shouldn't. Sunburns? Ouch. Anyway, i'm not gonna tell you to stop doing what it is that you do, but please try not to stand up and peddle when i'm behind you. I can see your balls.

So, dude who rides around town on his bike wearing nothing but a thong, you are the reason i simultaneously love and hate this town.

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