Friday, November 19, 2010

The FDA took my Joose away

Just like Sparks and Four Loco before it, Joose has fallen victim to the uptight bastards at the FDA who have decided that we shouldn't be allowed to drink energy-beer. So remember, you can take a pill for indigestion that might make your butthole fall out, and you can take a different pill that give you a 4-hour boner that might make you go blind, but they'll be damned if they'll let you be drunk, hyper, and crazy all at the same time. So, Joose, we will miss you, but "we'll meet again. Don't know where. Don't know when. But, i know we'll meet again some sunny day."

Looks like it's back to sniffing glue.

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