Whoa.

A friend suggested i watch "Emanuelle in America." I'll keep him anonymous, but somewhere on this blog, you'll find a picture of him. Anyway, whoa.

I was ready for some cheesy 1970's soft core pornography, but i got something way crazier. At first, it was just a lot of nudity, and the camera cut away every time a sex scene started. I was a bit perplexed by this, but then the horse scene began. Whoa.

From there, the film eventually devolved into hardcore pornography (didn't expect that) and a subplot that involved torture porn/ snuff films. Whoa.

So, i'd like to thank my friend for all of this. You're the best.

On a quick side note, the music in the film was great.

Check out Blue Underground if you wanna find some crazy flicks. They've got a great catalogue of corny erotica, Italian horror, exploitation, and just plain weird movies. I am a fan.

I'm not a pervert. I swear.