"Cool As Ice." Yeah, we watched the Vanilla Ice movie last night. What did you do? Probably something stupid. This flick's got a singing, dancing, rapping motorcycle posse (the VIP thank you very much), stupid haircuts, father daughter tensions, wackiness in a small town, ridiculous old people, Naomi Campbell, the dad from "Family Ties," a witness protection/kidnapping subplot, and montages galore. I am a better person for having seen this...So, here are some words of wisdom straight off the box: "When a girl has a heart of stone, there's only one way to melt it. Just add ice." That's some Confucius type shit right there.
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