J. Biebz

So, many of you may be looking at the picture above and thinking to yourselves: A) who the fuck is that kid? or B) Justin Bieber? Tommy's lost his damn mind. Either of these thoughts would be correct, except the the Biebz is cool. That is, he's cool when you slow his song, "U Smile" down 800%. Rather than getting a DJ Skrewed version of a tweeny-bopper darling, you get a sprawling, ambient jam that sounds like the ocean. Seriously, it's like some lost B-side from Sigur Ros. Go here to listen and download. I'm totally serious on this one. It's cool.