Birdemic: Shock and Terror

If you've been anxiously searching for a film that rivals "The Room" in sheer ineptitude and hilariousness, then look no further than "Birdemic: Shock and Terror." This piece of shit really feels like someone was trying their best to make the worst movie ever, and seriously, it's so bad, it feels purposeful. But then you watch some footage of director James Nguyen, and Goddamnit, it think he was trying to make a real movie. Mull over the checklist: stupid plot, inane subplots that go absolutely nowhere and pop up for no narrative reason whatsoever, horrible acting, horrible dialogue, horrible effects, annoyingly bad cinematography, bad, kitschy music, and on and on and on. Add some unnecessary political commentary to the mix, and you've got an awesome 90 minutes ahead of you.

All joking aside, this movie is pure crap, but enjoyable crap nonetheless. And, while it's not quite as awesomely horrible as "The Room," it's good to know that with the right attitude and a certain amount of chutzpah and drive, you too can birth your own stinking pile of art into the culture. Bon Appetite!

I swear, i used to like art movies.