The Holy Mountain

I just watched "The Holy Mountain."

Evidently, after some college football, i like to wind down with some avant garde film making. Anyway, this is the weirdest movie i've ever seen in my life. And i was a film major for God's sake. I've seen weird. All those college kids who think they're the next David Lynch? I've seen their films, and "Holy Mountain" is weirder. It's like a Luis Bunuel film on even more acid.

OK, so there's a seen where a thief (who looks like Jesus and who's already been crucified) craps into a glass bowl, and is then sealed into a glass chamber. The crap is then burned, and the smoke from said burned crap is then pumped through tubes that connect to the glass chamber that our Jesus metaphor is locked in.

There's also a scene where a naked woman with an afro fucks a giant computer with a 6 ft. dildo, and the computer cums.

Oh, and let's not forget the jump cutting between a bull fucking a cow and a woman getting laying on the ground getting smacked in the mouth with a fist until a pound of fluid (semen?) splashes down on her head.

We end with a group of strange men dressed in blue in the middle of a mountain setting flipping over a table and saying, "enough of the holy mountain," onto something real. Indeed.

If you're going to watch this film, please smoke a shitload of weed before you do. Or, at least drop some acid. It's what it's for.