Ugh!

Wow! The Texas defense has held Nebraska to a total of 32 yards of offense in the first half of the Big 12 Championship game. And that would be great if our offense wasn't sucking so much cock. Four 3-and-outs, a blocked punt, two interceptions by Heisman contender Colt McCoy, and just general all-around Greg Davis suckery.

You know that play that Texas runs all the time where the QB does a quick, short vertical pass to the wide receiver behind the line of scrimmage? You know. That one that never, ever works? Yeah, well we've run that twice already tonight. One for a loss, and the other incomplete (although had Kirkendoll caught it, he would have immediately been nailed by two Nebraska defenders).

This game is giving me a headache. At least i've got beer. And the presumption that at least five new "Fire Greg Davis" websites or blogs have popped up over the 30 minutes.

Hook 'em Horns!

Please.